Remixing Absurdity |
My name is Hannah, also known as Black.Rose.Authoress in the realm of Hetalia fanfiction. I'm 21, studying history in college. I love writing, music, cities, anime, SuperWhoLock Omens, Leon S. Kennedy from RE4, kittens and bunnies, art, and anything international or historical. |
Metatron is spinning in lazy circles in Naomi’s desk chair, trying to decide which Heaven he wants to study for the day, and the door to the White Room slams open. Messy brown hair, blue eyes, and a familiar scowl greet him. Marv frowns. “Castiel. You weren’t supposed to die this soon. Your story won’t be an interesting one.”
Marv is hauled out of the chair by the front of his sweater and shaken like a ragdoll. “My name is Jimmy Novak. I’m from Pontiac, Illinois, and I’m fucking sick of angels.”
Crocodile Hunter Bunny Has Subdued a Great White Croc!
Thanks, Casey!
When I saw you, I thought God does wonderful things
- France & Lisa
(Source: elektrisk-shock, via bowsxhats21)
sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
(via heterozygoats)
(Source: dreams-crossed, via reinewitch)
Anonymous asked: How long after JaLP is the next story gonna take place? Also, how much more JaLP???
The next long story is going to take place a year after JaLP, but there will definitely be lots of shorter stories showing what happens in between. Since there’s collegey stuff, relationshipy stuff… Lots of stuff going on between the two.
And I’d say about 5 chapters. Possibly less, maybe a little more. But about 5.
Stages of Packing:
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